Arrested Development Baseball Card Set, Pt. 2

Part 2 of the baseball card set from the Terrific GirlfriendFiancee. Part 1 can be found here.


Kitty – Red Sox
Don’t promise crazy a World Series*!!! Kitty is fiercely loyal and yes, kind of crazy. But hey, if you aren’t crazy you aren’t living.

Say goodbye to THESE!!!!
*It sure felt that way for the past two years.

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J. Walter Weatherman – Detroit
Grizzled and has seen it all. Jim Leyland would chop his arm off to teach us a lesson, “And THAT’S why you don’t get swept in the World Series!”


Lindsay – Cardinals
Lindsay Bluth and La Russa are experts at false outrage. If there’s anyone who would start an argument over the brightness of stadium ribbon boards, it’s her.


Maggie – Diamondbacks
She’s pretty much a snake. They’re snake-y.


Larry Middleman – Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Hired to be the surrogate while George was under house arrest. Angels are kind of the surrogate team of LA/Anaheim/Disney World/San Juan Capistrano or wherever they end up next.


Rita – Mets
I imagine the Mets refer to World Series as pop pop too. And the fact that they call it that shows me that they aren’t ready for it yet.

Staircar – Baseball Hall of Fame


Cornballer – Management

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Larry Granillo has been writing Wezen Ball since 2008 and has dealt with such touchy topics as Charlie Brown's baseball stats and Ferris Bueller's day off. In 2010, he got the bright idea to time every home run trot in baseball; he has been missing ever since.