Milwaukee Brewers Valued at $45, Repossessed

On tonight’s premiere of Onion Sportsdome on Comedy Central – which I found mostly funny, though they tried a little too hard at times – we were teased with a story that had some relevance here. It wasn’t exactly the city of St. Louis handing over all authority to Albert Pujols, but it was still pretty funny.

Apparently, the Milwaukee Brewers were repossessed in the middle of the night after being valued at only $45. Photographic proof is below.

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Here’s Miller Park being repossessed:


And Ryan Braun being carted away. This is clearly my favorite picture.


And that was it. As this was a tease, they didn’t spend more than 10 seconds on the whole thing. I laughed, though.

Larry Granillo

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Larry Granillo has been writing Wezen Ball since 2008 and has dealt with such touchy topics as Charlie Brown's baseball stats and Ferris Bueller's day off. In 2010, he got the bright idea to time every home run trot in baseball; he has been missing ever since.